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Terrorist Not Shaheed

When you give chocolate to a donkey and the donkey turns his head, its your fault if you get disappointed. If you expect Imran Khan to behave like a statesman; and when he doesn’t and you get disappointed, then its your fault. Laden was a terrorist not shaheed, but this idiot thinks otherwise.

A terrorist is a murderer and not a Shaheed by any standard. We can never forget the APS massacre n so many other attacks agst innocent citizens and our Faujis. Thank God for the Pakistan Army that fought terrorism in Pakistan with courage to restore peace but this puppet of army is bent on destroying that goodwill.

Imran’s ministers, all of them have already made Pakistan a laughing stock internationally. Just take example of Zartag Gul and her daily gaffes. She is nothing but a relfection of her head honcho who is the biggest item of all.

While I was writing this, I got the news that former chief of @JIPOfficial, Syed Munawar Hassan, passed away in Karachi. He was also of same opinion but was shunned by media and then for the last some time he was also silent on this as he might have got the right idea.

On social media, the backlash is huge after this claim by Imran Khan that OBL was a Shaheed. This OBL shaheed folly is turning out to be very difficult to clean for youthias. Half of youthopia has fallen in love with OBL once again and the other half is calling it a slip of tongue.

The number of coronavirus cases in Pakistan crossed 192,000-mark, while the death toll reached 3,903 on Thursday. But this selected puppet is talking about issues which mean nothing now for world or for Pakistan. He is trying to divert the attention from COVID folly of his impotent government.

One of my youthia friend had this to say after this, “A man of blunders— I have made my mind about him that — anything about him…. I will Let it go.. But he keeps coming with irrational thoughts.” But you will still find plenty of blind followers.

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تحریک انصاف کے وزراء

تحریک انصاف کے وزراء ایک دوسرے سے ناراض اور تحریک انصاف کے ارکان قومی اسمبلی وزراء اور مشیروں سے ناراض ، ان بڑھتی ہوئی ناراضیوں کی اصل وجہ کیا ہے؟

اصل وجہ یہ ہے کہ یہ تمام لوگ ناتجربہ کار اور ایک دوسرے سے بغض رکھنے والے ہیں۔کُچھ دن کے لئے دیہاڑی لگانے آئے ہیں مُلک کا بیڑہ غرق کر کے دم لیں گے

اصل وجہ خلائی مخلوق کا خزانے پر اثرورسوخ ہے خلائی مخلوق جس کو چاہتی نوازتی ہے اور جن کو نہیں نوازتی وہ ناراضی کا اظہار بھی کرتے ہیں اور اس ذیادہ کچھ کر بھی نہیں سکتے

شہباز گل کی چوہدراہٹ بھی Pti کو نقصان پہنچا رہی ہے ۔۔ وزراء ،مشیران اور ترجمان کرام ہر ایک اپنی تحریک انصاف کے وزراء کی آپس میں ناراضگی سمجھ سے بالاتر ہے باقی ایم این اے کی ناراضگی سمجھ میں آتی ہے کہ وزراء ان کو لیفٹ نہیں کراتے ہیں اور ایم این اے اور ترقیاتی کاموں کے لیے فنڈ نہیں مل رہے ہیں قابلیت دکھانےکے چکر میں لڑ رہے ہیں اور بے عزت ہو رہے ہیں

قانون سازی کریں اور ہر پیدا ہونے بچے کے سر پر کنٹوپ جڑھائیں اور دولے شاہ کے چوہے پیدا کریں اور موج سے حکومت کریں نہ میڈیا پر پابندیاں لگانی پڑیں گے نہ دھرنے کروانے پڑیں گے اور نہ ہی بکسے چوری کرنے پڑیں گے

اسکی اصل وجہ نظریاتی کارکنان کو سائڈ لائن کر کے لوٹوں کو ساتھ ملانا ہے جو اپنے مفادات کے تابع ہیں

حکومت ٹیوٹر پر اک آدھ ٹویٹ کر کریلکس ہونے کا نام نہیں بلکہ تتے توے پر بیٹھنے کا نام ہے، حکومت بشمول ڈرامے خان سمجھ بیٹھے جیسے اپوزیشن کرتے رہیں ویسے حکومت بھی ہو جائے گی۔نکھٹو ہیں سارے کرونا کو جتنا مس مینج کیا اس حکومت نے صرف چند ڈالروں کے لئے۔اب مودا اک دوسرے پر ڈال رہے ہیں

جن کا لیڈر صرف مخالفین کی جیل والی فوٹو دیکھ کر خوش ہوتا ہو وہاں نیچے طبقے کا یہی حال ہوتا مطلب ساری پارٹی لاوارث

وجہ صرف یہ ہے کہ نیازی سرکار کو پہلی مرتبہ حکومت ملی ہے اور 22 سال جس یوتھیے نے پی ٹی آئی پارٹی پر مال خرچ کیا ہے اب ہو کہتے ہیں کہ ہمیں بھی وزارت ملے اور ہم مزے کریں اور خرچہ ہوا مال پورا کریں

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Zartaj Gul’s 19 Charms

Zartaj Gul never ceases to amaze and amuse us. Zartaj Gul’s 19 charms are unathomable and simply hilarious. She perhaps doesn’t do it intentinally, its sort of God-gifted blessing which she is endowed with.

You wonder sometimes how you can possibly top the appointment of zartaj gul, zulfi bukhari, faisal vawda, shehryar Afridi and the PM does not disappoint. What the athlete is to dhedhi, the PTI is to governance.Shame upon shame these incompetent, incapable and frivolous individuals brings upon this nation on daily basis. Seeing the beauty, the ministry will be given. By the way, the baby donkey is also beautiful in childhood. Its scope also becomes in this government.

World is laughing at us. PTI and other parties used to make fun of PPP’s chief minister of Sindh Qaim Ali Shah for his comics but he could be forgiven for his age and lack of education. But this Zartaj Gul is minister of PTI who claims to be no less than Aristotle. These PTI ministers are so idiotic that they think rest the world is also like ARY anchors and would believe and appreciate whatever they say.

Its not the first time, she has done this. Sometime back, she said that COVID-19 was great for “improving” the air quality of Islamabad, Karachi and other cities. She also said that only those people who were infected with coronavirus should wear masks so that others could be saved from them. Go figure.

Gulf News has broken the story that Pakistan’s Minister for Climate Change, Zartaj Gul Wazir, has provided comic relief to a nation hassled with the coronavirus pandemic by offering a rather bizarre definition of COVID-19, saying in a TV interview that the virus has 19 points and it varies from region to region. What a farce. This is such an embarrassment for the country and its people.

In another news, business tycoon Aqeel Karim Dhedhi nominated member of Pakistan Sports Board. Zartaj Gul Wazir to replace Pervez Hoodbhoy as Physics professor at FC College. Why sky hasn’t fallen yet.

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Niazi Germany and Justice Isa

If you are surprised what’s happening in Pakistan then either you are naive or you are a past youthia who voted for PTI and now wonders what went wrong but too proud to admit it. Niazi Germany is the new order in Pakistan.

Puppet of establishment plus a superficial and egoistic nature of this regime has coined a new term of Niazi Germany. Justice Faez Isa of Supreme Court is trying to do the right thing but he is mistaken and sort of naive to think that it would accomplish anything. Some people have tried doing that before him and nothing emerged out of it. I don’t think that anything worthwhile is going to come out of this either.

Justice Isa’s integrity has stood him well but not his bold outspokenness. He has said many things publicly which are not meant to be said in Pakistan. The thing is that it wasn’t as if his words brought a cataclysmic change in, or threatened the pre-eminence of, the institution.

I guess it was enough that he dared when almost everybody else has been silenced. Nazi Germany’s Goebbels, let alone this incompetent government, can rationalise the total and devastating defeat of the federal government in the Justice Faez Isa case. But this Niazi Germany and anything could happen here.

Justice Qazi Faez Isa and his family are being dragged through victimization in the name of accountability but no one is saying a word about Gen Musharraf who has been absconding from law for many years, and continue to do so even after his conviction by a court for high treason.

Justice Qazi Faez Isa, the Supreme Court judge facing a presidential reference for not disclosing his family’s assets, turned the tables on the ruling party before the apex court by identifying key ‘PTI leaders’ who owned properties in the UK. Justice Isa in a written statement informed SC that in UK :

Shehzad Akbar owned 5 properties
Imran Khan 6 properties
Zulfi Bukhari 7 properties
Usman Dar have 3 properties

Also stated that State Bank must check whether said individuals had foreign exchange accounts. But nothing has come out of it. Media has also ignored it very conveniently and no anchor has given it a second thought.

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Talib Jauhari Cause of Death

Talib Jauhari cause of death is not Coronavirus as some news channel and social media pundits are claiming. He was sick for a long time and was over 80. He was admitted to ICU of Jinnah hospital in Karachi and after 15 days of fighting, he passed away.

I first saw Allama Talib Jauhri on PTV on 10th Muharram during Majlis or Sham e Ghareeban. He knew how to talk and how to make people cry. It was his art to say the same narrative again and again, year after year and yet managing to make people sad and remorseful. Few people have that knack in the world.

Allama Talib Jauhri was born on Aug 27, 1939 in Patna, Bihar. He obtained his early education from his father, Maulana Mohammad Mustafa Jauhar. Though he was Bihari, his Urdu was better than even people from Lucknow India who are famous for their accent and talk.

He was highly qualified in Shia theology from Iraq. He went to Najaf, Iraq, where he studied religion for a full ten years under the tutelage of renowned Shia scholars of the time. He also studied in Iran and some other places.

Allama Jauhari was a class fellow of the widely revered scholar Ayatollah Sayyid Ali al-Husayni al-Sistani. Both were also good friend and held each other in great regard and stayed in touch for a long time. In 1965 he came back to Karachi and was appointed principal of the Jamia Imamia.

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Modi Surrenders Galwan Valley

So what happened to Modi’s 34inch chest or how wide was it? Has it shrunk or did the measurement was wrong? What happened to that bravado, all the high talk as Modi surrenders Galwan Valley?

Galwan Valley news is not good for India. Wars, defeats and retreats are part of the game but India shouldn’t be spreading misinformation about their ignominious loss in Galwan. China’s Galwan Valley (or was it India’s?) has become a laughing stock now for Indian army.

The most funny thing which I read today in this regard that annual imports from China to India account to INR 5.25 lakh crore. More than 70% of its is imported by Gujarati businessmen and they call it ‘Dhandoo’. Now these Gujarati businessmen fund BJP during elections. Hence Modi, the Prime Minister of India is reluctant to take action against China as he would destroy his vote base. I know this sound absurd but who knows.

The most stupid statement by PM Modi was that if no one intruded India’s broder then how come 20 Indian soldiers died? Were they fighting among themselves? If that’s the case then its more alarming than the defeat in battle.

Ladakh face-off with China is costly for India. They have to show brave face but they cannot hide their losses and defeat. Public pressure is mounting and Mode has to do something. At one side Coronavirus pandemic is wrecking havoc in India, and on the other side China is tightening the screws on them.

China has officially claimed Galwan Valley in Ladakh as their territory. Chinese are not mincing any words. They are speaking with their guns and not making any excuses at all. They are confirming that they have entered Indian or disputed territory and have taken a vast area plus killed Indian soldiers.

So here are few questions for Modi sarkar:

Nothing happened at LAC, then why 24 army were killed?
Why 54+ soldiers are critical??
Why families of 24 army’s has desolated??
56 Inch was so scared that he didn’t dared even to mention name of China?

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YDA and PTI – 2 Sides of Same Coin

Young Doctor Association (YDA) of Pakistan is a pack of thugs who have been trying to arm twist all the governments for some time now. YDA and PTI are basically the two sides of same coin and its quite a spectacle to see both of them locking horns with each other.

During the exemplary era of Shahbaz Sharif, it was a daily routine of YDA to do strikes in hospitals. They used to close down OPDs and emergencies at moment’s notice to browbeat the government. Government of PMLN increased their salaries, pay scales, and perks many a times but they kept blackmailing the then administration.

In order to provide relief to the common people and for uninterrupted supply of health treatment, the Shahbaz Sharif administration always blinked first. Another reason of government defeat at that time was PTI, the opposition was always on the side of YDA.

Both YDA and PTI used to choke hospitals and roads. Its quite ironic to see that now PTI administration is being thrashed by these YDA goons. Goons versus goons contest is an eye opener and a lesson of history, which is well deserved for PTI.

Can we have anything more absurd? This pack of jokers and their black comedy know no limits. Usman Dar and Dr. Yasmin Rashid are now running health sector of this government. These 2 people were key to stage protests against PMLN by using YDA. They are tasting their own medicine now.

The common sentiment out there is that YDA should first protest against their own medical superintendent and Principal before going to Usman Dar, and they shouldnt forget to write vote for Bat at the end of your prescriptions.

Usman Dar tried to hold a political gathering and speech at a public hospital during pandemic. And when responsible doctors didn’t show up, he got them all terminated. Now these doctors are warning and kind of threatning Dar and Yasmin Rashid to take back termination letters or else face consequences.

Enjoy, the Tabdeeli & Chitar Parade from the Un elected SAPM.

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Cynthia Ritchie in Bani Gala

Who found Cynthia Ritchie in Bani Gala? Who took her there in first place? What was she doing there so late at night? What exactly happened between her and the person there? These are all questions which are surfacing now outside of Islamabad’s secret corridors.

Cynthia Ritchie in Bani Gala became the news when things went sour.

Azaz Syed is chasing Cynthia Ritchie like a bat out of fire. Cynthia Ritchie is feeling the heat as Azaz is digging out stuff upon stuff which is embarrassing Cynthia Ritchie to great limits and she has come out on twitter against him with all guns blazing.

Azaz Syed has said that interior ministry has given leeway to Cynthia D. Ritchie’s visa expired on 2nd March and now she has been given the extension illegally. So she has been living in country without any legal permit and no law enforcement agency has taken notice of it.

Now he has given some more breaking news. He says that Rehman Malik brought her and introduced her to Shahabuddin of PPP in Marriott hotel. Makhdoom Shahabuddin also proposed her but she declined but they were very closed friends.

Cynthia Ritchie also is very close friend of Atif Khan and that’s how she entered in PTI. Cynthia Ritchie became also friend with Anila Khawaja who provided her deep connections in very powerful circles. In Feb 2015, PTI’s minister Waseem Shehzad went to Bani Gala with Cynthia and met Imran Khan.

Then Imran Khan welcomed Cynthia Ritchie in Bani Gala. Reham Khan was also there. They didn’t get along on right footing. Cynthia also intereacted with Reham and talked about documentary but Reham rejected Cynthia.

Another PTI leaders also tried to strike friendship with Cynthia as she was beautiful girl and foreigner too. Then Cynthia also became friend with people with establishment including some past officers of PAF. These were disclosed by fake accounts on social media.

Cynthia Ritchie is going to stay in Pakistan as she is very powerful here. No one can touch her at least in Pakistan and one feels for Azaz Syed.

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Return of Pakistanis from Dubai and Saudi After Corona

UAE has been second home to Pakistanis for a long time. Hundreds of thousands of Pakistanis are employed in UAE including Dubai, Abu Dhabi and in adjoining countries like Qatar, Bahrain and Saudi Arabia. In the aftermath of Coronavirus, these people are the hardest hit. Return of Pakistanis from Dubai and Saudi after Corona is starting soon.

As the expatriates in Dubai and other places in UAE don’t really hold any residential or citizenship rights, they are stuck with what they have. They don’t really have any welfare payments and no other support available. As the Dubai got locked down and people got fired, their work permits are expirting and they cannot afford rent, food and medicine. Things have become really hard for loads of expats.

Pakistani government has really shown any empathy towards their expats in UAE. They haven’t provided them any support through various diplomatic channels available. Return of Pakistanis from Dubai and Saudi After Corona has been in limbo for sometime and now people have lost trust in this government.

Other governments around the world are very active in getting their people back or rendering them help. On 4 March, by the request of their country’s respective governments, 215 people stranded in Wuhan – from countries that include Syria, Iraq, Mauritania, Sudan, Brazil, Egypt, Yemen and Jordan – were flown to the UAE capital in a plane equipped with medical facilities. On 6 April, Abu Dhabi National Exhibitions Company, owner of the ExCeL London conference centre, turned the conference centre into a coronavirus hospital for up to 4,000 patients in the UK. Two planes were chartered by the government of the UAE authorities to bring 80 Emirati nationals home from the UK. On 12 April, UAE announced its intent to arrange repatriation flights for Indians and other stranded citizens stranded in UAE and wishing to go back to their countries.

Repatriation situation in Pakistan post corona is dismal. Since the reopening of the Pakistani airspace from April 3, more than 75,000 people have been repatriated. Despite the coronavirus crisis, $20.6 billion were remitted to the country, but this useless government is not showing any mercy to them.

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List of Areas Sealed in Lahore and Karachi

Here is the updated list of areas sealed in Lahore and Karachi in Pakistan. Acoording to the NCOC, hotspots to be sealed in 20 cities across Pakistan have been identified through trace, test and quarantine (TTQ). Potential areas to be sealed in Islamabad: I-8, I-10, Barakahu, Ghauri town, G-6 & G-7.

Punjab government has announced that it will lockdown these areas of Lahore after midnight:

Shahdra
Nistar Ground
Allama Iqbal Town
Lahore Cantt
Walled City
Mazang
Shad Bagh
HarbansPura
Gulberg

Punjab government decides to initiate ‘selective’ lockdown in #Lahore due to high number of Corona cases. List of areas sealed in Rawalpindi, Multan, Jehlum, Bahawalpur, Faisalabad, Sialkot, Gujranwala, and Wah Cantt is also being prepared. There will also be restrictions in moving out of these cities after midnight and you would need a permit to move around. Only emergency movement would be allowed under special circumstances.

Things are getting worse in Pakistan as far as Corona is concerned. The wave is jumping higher and higher as the cases keep piling up. The non seriousness of PTI government has really made the things worse. The country saw its deadliest day of the outbreak so far, with 110 deaths taking the toll to 2,897. 4,443 new cases took the total tally to 148,921, of which 60% are active.

Lahoris are a weird creature, for them everything is a joke, they are so Jaahil they dont listen and dont care; no other nation is bigger in jahaalet and stupidity than Pakistanis; Punjab Health Minister Dr Yasmin Rashid says #CoronaVirusPakistan. This is the aptitude of a minister.

People are also raising their concerns about this. It would be very difficult for Punjab government to trace the effected areas now because the virus has spread all over districts in Karachi. This action should be taken by federal government in march. But then both are equally incompetent and lazy, and have no clue whats going on. The ministers are taking it so casually that one wonders who they are.

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